Ahhh...nothing like a beautiful classy greeting card with a hint of snark, no?You'll deceive the birthday person with this lovely birthday card that at first glance seems classy and innocent. But at closer examination they'll realize that you just gave them a swift punch to the gut calling them an "old fart." Ahhh...yes and you'll be claiming birthday card victory! wooop!Letterpress printed in black ink "Happy Birthday" with a lovely little banner displaying the words "old fart" are just subtle enough.Blank inside for a personal message. Card is 100% cotton paper and the folded size is 4.25"x5.5" and comes with our signature 100% recycled 'brown bag' envelope.