Hello. Everybody needs leggings. But these are no leggings. What you are nestling on your monitor right now is post apocalyptic mercury to put in your belly. Savor every bite.8 toxic hues jut and jag up your ankle, across your thigh, womanly power blasts from your vag. It is on. Set it off. Get your groove back. Its you and me against the world.Nice geometic shapes. Framed in a heather/charcoal gray. Leggings also available in background colors royal blue, dark brown or black. You can request another color and we'll go swoop it up form our designer surplus spandex source (add $10 and 5 days to production time).Pictured is a s/malso available in m/l Men! Get the man-gina quadrocepticon leggings! Same thing with a little room for your geoduck. Ruffeo wears them and gets laid* everyday.*Laid: When Hawaiians wrap a wreath of flowers around your neck after exiting a plane or boat.