About Near Modern Disaster

You'll find note cards for any occasion in my shop, expressing every sentiment from "I miss your stupid face" to "You're so beautiful, I could eat your teeth." All of my cards are also available as art prints. The standard size you'll see in my shop is 8"x10", but I'm able to print as large or small as you like. Contact me for options and a quote. I'm also available for custom portraits and personalized stationery. Custom Make Out City portraits are one of my most popular requests. They make wonderful gifts for weddings and anniversaries - as well as any other occasion! Just send me a message and we'll discuss your project.

I ship all items via USPS First Class Mail. International orders ship First Class International. All items are sent without tracking. If you would like delivery confirmation or tracking on your package, please contact me before you place an order so I can create a custom listing for you.Shipping times can vary and are not guaranteed. I will contact you when your order goes out - but weather and other conditions can affect the time your order takes to reach you. Orders that "NEED" to be received by a certain date MUST arrange alternate shipping methods in advance. I am not responsible for items that arrive after the USPS "estimated" delivery times.If item arrives damaged, please contact me immediately and we will discuss replacement. I am not responsible for the USPS misplacing packages. If you would like your item to include tracking or insurance, you must arrange this in advance.Otherwise, all sales are final. No refunds.